Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
there was a trapeze. enough said
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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