He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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