All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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