The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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