I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
