so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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