I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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