office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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