Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
