Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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