4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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