What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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