Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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