I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
