i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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