Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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