help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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