How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I would fuck him just for his dog
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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