Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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