Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
