"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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