Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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