you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize