do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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