How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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