he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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