"it" just moved
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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