I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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