i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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