He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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