i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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