I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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