I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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