somebody snuck up and got me drunk
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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