if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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