Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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