rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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