I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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