we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
my being single is dangerous.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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