David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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