hell yes lets make some ravioli
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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