I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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