I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Nobody cheats on THIS.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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