I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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