good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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