Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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