I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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