life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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