So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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