I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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