just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Randomize
