We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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