Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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