i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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