he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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